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I haven't posted in awhile and I just thought I would bring it back with some unfortunate events that have happened as of late.
Being a college student is rough. Long nights, lots of homework, and the general battle between more sleep or a shower are some of the daily battles we all go through. This morning more sleep won, and as I was getting ready to slip out the door, I squeezed rather extra-runny liquid toothpaste onto my toothbrush with the usual haste. On contact with my teeth, I realized my mistake. I had grabbed my mini travel lotion bottle which looks a lot like the desired toothpaste. It was so gross. I couldn't get it out of my mouth fast enough and even after brushing twice, i still have a numb feeling on the tip of my tongue. Happy Sunday, everyone.