You are now breathing manually
You are now aware of the fact that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it
You are now aware that every time you swallow you hear a little crackle in your ears
You are now aware your nose is constantly in your peripheral vision
You are now aware that your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth
You are now aware of how much you blink
You are now aware that your jaw has weight and you are holding it up
Your body is itching in at least one place
You are breathing manually again
You are blinking manually, too
You’re now aware I used a contraction this time, you are are now aware I just repeated a word, you are now aware this clause is false, and you are now aware that last clause was… untrue.
Final Countdown is now playing in your head
you're welcome.
HAHAHA!!! the tongue one really got me. That, and the clothes one and the itchy one and the breathy one. And the swallowing one. Gulp.
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