Saturday, November 5, 2011

Laugh, Please?

'that awkward moment when' jokes, anyone? 

That awkward moment when ...


someone says 'hello' and you say 'Good thanks!'


you say bye to someone and then you both walk off in the same direction

you accidentally call your teacher 'mom'

you don't know if you should hug someone, high five them, or just walk away

you don't know which arm rest is yours at the theater

you're singing Happy Birthday but you don't know the name of the person, so you just mumble it

you confidently say the wrong answer out loud in class

someone is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink

you see someone who looks like someone you know, so you yell their name out really loud, and it's not them

you realize that Kim Kardashians wedding could have paid your college tuition for the next 3,543 years.

you hold the door for someone, but they are just a little too far away

you have to like your own Facebook status, because no one else did.

you chew on someone else's pen

you actually have to explain to someone that you are being sarcastic

two of your friends get in a fight in the hallway and you have to decide which friend to walk with after it

you start telling a story and realize no one is listening, so you fade out slowly and pretend you never said anything

you're texting and you feel like the person next to you is reading your texts so you try to hide your phone

you drop a slice of cheese and it slides down your stomach, only to be grated by your abs

Bruno Mars says he will die in various excruciating ways for you 

you are trying to look at ads, but a bunch of YouTube videos show up

spelling is so important that it changes everythong

a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus

you think you're doing really well at Mario Kart only to realize you've been looking at your friends screen

you say 'awkward' to make a non awkward situation awkward

you make awkward eye contact with the person in the car next to you...twice.

you're looking for your brother Marco in the pool

your mom tells you to wait in line at the grocery store and she'll 'be right back' and you are almost to the cashier






2 comments:

  1. Bahahahahahahaha I laughed out loud.. a lot. Hahaha

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  2. I laughed too....but in my head. Those are so true though! Glad I'm not the only awkward kid.

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