Dreams

You know the second you wake up and you can only remember your dreams for about 30 seconds then they completely leave you? This is my experience.... I was sleeping in my moms bed cause we were up late finishing Christmas and I was almost to that half conscious almost asleep happy place. I heard my mom flip over and say oh! Oh! Oh! Then she hit me over the head as hard as she could! I was like Mom!! Why did you just hit me?! And in her drunken slumber she said oh sorry! I thought you were stealing the presents! And I said I'm not, but if you ever hit me like that again I will! And she said, ok I just hadn't checked that corner yet. And I was laughing so hard I had to come down to my room and write this. As well as sleep where it's safe...