Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain? –Because the kids have to stay inside all day.
What did the hurricane say to the island? –I’ve got my eye on you!
What do you call a lease of false teeth? –A dental rental
What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her on a date? –Shore.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven? –Because they have good soles.
Why was it hard for the geometry teacher to walk? –She broke her angle.
What did the plate say to the other plate? –Lunch is on me.
What do sneezes wear on their feet? – Ahh-shoes
What’s brown and sticky? –A stick
What did the finger say to the thumb? –I’m in glove with you. <3
What is green and sings? –Elvis Parsley.
Why does Snopp Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle
What do you call one cow spying on another? -A steak out!
Why did the cactus cross the road? -Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.
What do a cow and a grape have in common? -They're both purple...except for the cow!!
Why did the man throw a cheerio off the roof? -He was a cereal killer!
What did the mother cow say to its child on the first day of school? -Bison.
Why are there so many people in Ireland? Cause the capital keeps Dublin.
What did the horse say when it fell down? -Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? -Because he can Never Never Land!!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? -Dam.
Dumbest and best blog post ever! I laughed out loud for a while at the cow and grape one! Love!
ReplyDeleteThat cow and grape one is totally an Eli joke! hahaha.. and I like the last one..about the fish :)
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