It is a privilege to announce that all the animals I have so sadly slaughtered this summer have been put to a good cause and are now on display for your viewing pleasures. For a $1 admission you are welcome to witness 'Emily's enLIGHTening Organisms.' It will be worth every dollar, guaranteed. Here is a sneak preview of the lovely specimens:
The frog I squished.
The bird I hit.
The fish I sucked up on my lawnmower.
On a cuter note, check out these fellers. For an extra $5 dollars you can view them as well. And for an additional $100 you can cuddle with them.
It's worth it, I would know.
All proceeds go to benefit my traveling the world fund. Thank you.
If you were to be one person in the picture, who would you want to be??
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This does not sound like Emily, but I like the otters and I think I would be the kissing girl in the Eiffel Tower picture, although the person jumping with the umbrella also looks like fun...
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